"It looks as if Hollywood brides keep the bouquets and throw away the grooms."
- "You have 19 children???"
- "I love my husband"
- "Lady, I love my cigar, too, but I take it out once in a while."
- "A hermit eh? Then why's your table set for four?"
- "That's nothing. My alarm clock is set for eight."
- "You know, I'd buy you a parachute if I knew it wouldn't open."
- "Haha you're crazy, I got a pair of shoes."
A man's only as old as the woman he feels
Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.
From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend reading it.
I have nothing but respect for you, and not much of that.
Oh, are you from Wales? Do you know a fella named Jonah? He used to live in whales for a while.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
Groucho Marx - 02.10.1890 - 19.08.1977
(Zugabe von Chico)

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